au in which twelve just really wants to go see star trek
Clara: Doctor, we have to stop the Daleks.
Doctor: Sod the fucking Daleks. I’m seeing this fucking movie and there is not a fucking thing anyone can do to fucking stop me. Now where can I get some fucking popcorn?
"I can’t believe they destroyed Vulcan in the reboot. What a bunch of fucking bullocks."
if you display an interest in musical theatre in front of me there’s a 100% chance that I will be attracted to you
for me there’s a 24601% chance